...r, I can't picture Zach Galifianakis as a bougie dinner party guest and not a schmuck. Maybe he's a more minor schmuck? In any case, this dinner table is getting full of schmuckitude, and will give all us writers a great...
...een invited if they won. BECAUSE THEY WOULD BE THE SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS, DIPSHIT! This is so stupid, the word "schmuck" doesn't actually do justice to this. And, I haven't heard too much of this view, but I'll stick my n...
Former major leaguer Chuck Knoblauch did his best to perpetuate the stereotype that steroid users have anger issues by allegedly roughing up his common-law wife (insert redneck joke here) Friday night in Houston ...
...an that by stepping over the people that helped you get to where you initially got to begin with. Dykstra is a schmuck on so many levels, I don't even know where to start. But my guess is it will begin in a courtroom, wi...
... Miguel Cabrera from his time playing on the Kane County Cougars in 2001, so this pains me more than any other Schmuck of the Week that I've written since I started the feature last year. But Cabrera's actions Friday nig...
... write a full post on Bradley on Monday. But so much has happened since I wrote that post, that a sequel and a Schmuck of the Week honor was in order. Since we last spoke about Bradley, he slinked out of town without tal...
Steve (Milwaukee, WI): Does Strasburg have any mechanical flaws to worry about? Schmucks on the interwebs say that he's an injury waiting to happen. I guess throwing that hard isn't great for your arm. SportsNation Keith ...
If any of you saw the replay of Celtics forward Glen "Big Baby" Davis hitting the game-winning shot at the buzzer in Orlando Monday night, please tell me you cracked up as much as I did. Not because of the shot, which ...
When I first heard Los Angeles Dodgers left fielder Manny Ramirez had been suspended by Major League Baseball for 50 games for testing positive for a banned substance, I immediately wanted to hear what that substance was ...
Remember former major league baseball player Derek Bell, the former phenom turned journeyman with the uniform big enough to fit Babe Ruth? I do, especially flailing at a 1998 Kerry Wood curveball during Wood's 20 ...
